[A strangled yelp rips out of Kondo's mouth, and though Mikorin can't see it, when his head hits the back of the fridge, one of the shelves that's folded up in there, a most embarrassing...gross look on his face takes over.

He snorts--]

Mmmm-mmmm...Otae-san, please, not so rough...maybe a little rougher, actually. I didn't realize you were so big and flat flooted...

[His cheeks are tinting pink.

And not the ass ones.

It might be time to flip the fridge over?

Oh, but the shout, that familiar shout, has Kondo shifting around and snorting, clearly about to awaken--]