You should care about my sleek muscles, sleek! You said it wrong! You're confused with all this excitement and also hunger, probably! How's your blood pressure?

[more sniffling and wiggling ensues. a bead of sweat drips down his ample crack....they are really in for it]

Are you going to clean me, oi? Don't they usually use butter in the movies? Am I so cheap...? Hmph.