[ And a pull from this side too, he hopes he rips some of those hairs out, Kondo. That's what you get for stowing yourself in his fridge! There was a look down at the gorilla and then at Aikuro. ]
...what were you guys trying to accomplish, anyway? How is this even a prank?
[LOL JOKE'S ON YOU, MIKORIN, YOU'RE GONNA BE THE ONE WITH ASSHAIR STUCK IN YOUR FRIDGE, WITH ROOT ATTACHED so unless you wanna clone him.......side eyes]
[just sucking it in and wiggling and shoving big shoulders into the side of the fridge. Together the three of them rock the entire goddamn thing, the noise should probably be enough to bother the neighbors]
NO YOU DIDN'T! You laughed and said okay, that's a good idea, don't eat my activia! You said it! It's on record! And anyway, it would've been cooler if you hadn't messed up our time. What were you doing, anyway?!
—I think maybe he is referring to a surprise party? Like a birthday party. [ It's like Kondo has to have an interpreter or something.. Then he mutters to Mikoto: ]
Honestly, I don't know. But he's moving! So we just have to, uh, keep pulling here.
[ He's seething, where did this even come from?! ]
Don't you dare call them dolls!! They're figurines and you treat them with the respect they deserve!!
[ Which means he better not ever catch you playing with them, Kondo. His foot is squarely placed on Kondo's butt as if to shove him back in the fridge. He's not applying any force, but one wrong move and he will leave you in the fridge, you damn hairy ape!!
YOU COLLECT THEM AND SEE WHAT KIND OF PANTIES THEY HAVE ON UNDERNEATH, DON'T YOU?! Perhaps you're one of the clan after all, Mikorinchin-kun...
[he says this as if he's some sort of mastermind....he might or might not be bracketing his fingers together in there like an actual criminal mastermind...]
BUT OI, OI, OI! Watch the foot, it might never return if you keep on going at that rate. Don't go to where I cannot follow, A*akin!
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[ A huff. ]
And I meant shitty muscles, shitty!! MY BLOOD PRESSURE IS JUST FINE!!
[ He'll get you out of the fridge if it kills him. A dirty look toward Aikuro. ]
You grab that side, I'll get this one!
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Kondo, you should suck it all in if you can and we're going to pull you out, okay?
[ An he does grab a hold of his friend's waist from one side, nodding at Mikorin to alo do the same. ]
On number three, okay!
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[he's still sniffling, but he heeds these instructions]
I'll have you know this is still all muscle, I can't just suck it in-- I'll suck the fur in though...
Wait, on your three or mine?
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[ What did he ever do to deserve this nightmare?? ]
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[ Aikuro tightens his grip on Kondo and counts. ]
One... two... three!
[ HEAAAAAAVES. ]
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[that's all he has time for because then there's this uncomfortable pulling and is this how a buttcrack feels when it-
nevermind
he does indeed suck it in and wiggles, straining and also trying not to strain too much]
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...what were you guys trying to accomplish, anyway? How is this even a prank?
[ Other than the nearly naked part. ]
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[ PULLING. TUGGING. ]
Ah. Well. We were going to jump out and surprise you! In unison, I mean. You know-- if he hadn't gotten stuck.
Kondo! I told you the fridge was a bad idea!
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[just sucking it in and wiggling and shoving big shoulders into the side of the fridge. Together the three of them rock the entire goddamn thing, the noise should probably be enough to bother the neighbors]
NO YOU DIDN'T! You laughed and said okay, that's a good idea, don't eat my activia! You said it! It's on record! And anyway, it would've been cooler if you hadn't messed up our time. What were you doing, anyway?!
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[ He's very concerned about this older generation. ]
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[he is Deeply Offended by this!! after he went through the trouble of being so considerate and everything!! He's pouting in there, rest assured]
[but the pouting turns into crowing when--]
HEY, HEY I CAN FEEL MYSELF MOVING! INCH BY INCH, IT'S WORKING! That's what she said...BUT ANYWAY, KEEP GOING!
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Seriously, where did you get the idea that I was weird about clowns?
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[ It's like Kondo has to have an interpreter or something..
Then he mutters to Mikoto: ]
Honestly, I don't know.
But he's moving! So we just have to, uh, keep pulling here.
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[another shout of victory]
Anyway the important thing is yeah, keep pulling! But don't break anything or you're buying it!
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Dolls?!
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Don't you dare call them dolls!! They're figurines and you treat them with the respect they deserve!!
[ Which means he better not ever catch you playing with them, Kondo. His foot is squarely placed on Kondo's butt as if to shove him back in the fridge. He's not applying any force, but one wrong move and he will leave you in the fridge, you damn hairy ape!!
At least they found a definite weak spot? ]
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Aikuro looks over at Mikoto, lips pursing together. ]
Mikoshiba-kun, you collect those kind of dolls?
[ I mean, he knew that he owned some but the way he is talking about them.. were they his collection?
Just when he thought his children couldn't get more nerdy. This is the nerdy household, damn straight. ]
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[he says this as if he's some sort of mastermind....he might or might not be bracketing his fingers together in there like an actual criminal mastermind...]
BUT OI, OI, OI! Watch the foot, it might never return if you keep on going at that rate. Don't go to where I cannot follow, A*akin!
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[ He does take a moment to shift his foot over, it's a respite before he starts putting pressure on. ]
AND WHERE IN THE HELL DID YOU GET MIKORINCHIN-KUN FROM?!?!?