gnasher: (are you ever coming clean.)

[personal profile] gnasher 2015-01-11 09:09 am (UTC)(link)
[wait what]
gnasher: (i will take cold showers until i learn.)

[personal profile] gnasher 2015-01-11 09:10 am (UTC)(link)
[nO]

[WHY IS THERE AN "I" INSTEAD OF AN "A" GOD DAMNIT WHY WHYW WHWYHEHYWHWYWHYWWYYYYY]

[FUCK]

[THERE'S NO WAY HE CAN LIE ABOUT THIS TWICE]
gnasher: (gonna walk this walk of shame.)

[personal profile] gnasher 2015-01-11 09:11 am (UTC)(link)
[it's time to face the consequences Like A Man]
[this is miserable]

[shoot him please]


sOorry wrong numbner
gnasher: (all my friends are fuck ups.)

[personal profile] gnasher 2015-01-11 09:11 am (UTC)(link)
**number
gnasher: (i don't wanna squander the moment.)

[personal profile] gnasher 2015-01-11 09:15 am (UTC)(link)
it's the stupid phone!
gnasher: (catch me speakin' through my teeth.)

[personal profile] gnasher 2015-01-11 09:19 am (UTC)(link)
there are four actual makotos in this town and i never screwed that up!
gnasher: (it's a waste it's a wave goodbye.)

[personal profile] gnasher 2015-01-11 09:19 am (UTC)(link)
it keeps autocorrecting to your name or somethiNG
gnasher: (because i'm just a twisted guy.)

[personal profile] gnasher 2015-01-11 09:23 am (UTC)(link)
i DON'T the phone is preloaded with contacts

i've been here a long time and it's a common name there's usually at least two
gnasher: (all my friends are fuck ups.)

[personal profile] gnasher 2015-01-11 09:29 am (UTC)(link)
yoU'd fucking think
gnasher: (you bite it's alright.)

[personal profile] gnasher 2015-01-12 06:46 am (UTC)(link)
no, i definitely want to keep sending embarrassing texts to you instead of my boyfriend.
gnasher: (because i'm just a twisted guy.)

[personal profile] gnasher 2015-01-12 07:24 am (UTC)(link)
this is a weird text
gnasher: (my man's an ocean and i'm a whale.)

[personal profile] gnasher 2015-01-12 07:31 am (UTC)(link)
you're definitely not getting any sloppy joes now.
gnasher: gnasher. (don't wanna see you at my door.)

[personal profile] gnasher 2015-01-12 07:34 am (UTC)(link)
you like burgers but not sloppy joes? what sense does that make?
gnasher: (cut it up a couple different ways.)

[personal profile] gnasher 2015-01-12 07:38 am (UTC)(link)
that just tells me you've never made sloppy joes right.

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