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I do, but you were the one who brought it up once again.
He did, but that was a rather terrible excuse as it sounded like something a child would use.
i know you can!
you're really capable!
i want to make this process smooth for you
you're really capable!
i want to make this process smooth for you
(backdated april fools) actio...n..? happ late april fools
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gorillatama
2015-04-04 06:23 am (UTC)(link)
[Maybe you've finally managed to lock your teacher-turned-husband in the toilet and have claimed an afternoon to yourself. Maybe you want an afternoon snack. Or maybe its lunch time and you missed breakfast you shit. Either way, when Mikoto saunters out into the kitchen to peruse the fridge, he's going to notice very, very quickly that there's something awry.
It's not just that the fridge door is open a crack. Or necessarily that there's a hairy crack peeking out from the space (and time).
But there's snoring and sleep talk....?]
Mmm, Otae-san...Aikuro-san...give me more...look, my jaw's very powerful! Give it to me...give me...the zzzzzzz....peanut butter...
[do you A. Run away
B. Call the police)
C. Burn down the house
or D. Poke it with a stick?]
It's not just that the fridge door is open a crack. Or necessarily that there's a hairy crack peeking out from the space (and time).
But there's snoring and sleep talk....?]
Mmm, Otae-san...Aikuro-san...give me more...look, my jaw's very powerful! Give it to me...give me...the zzzzzzz....peanut butter...
[do you A. Run away
B. Call the police)
C. Burn down the house
or D. Poke it with a stick?]
im totally ok i just had a couple of drinks but 'm okay NEVER FELT BETTER
[ He hated this house. God, did he hate this house. There he was, standing there in the doorway of the kitchen and just staring. Yes, it was true that he could walk right back out and leave it alone, but he'd rather march over and plant a foot on Kondo's ass. ]
Oi, what the hell are you doing in my fridge?!
Oi, what the hell are you doing in my fridge?!
[ He's waiting for Kondo to spring out of the fridge any time now like when they discussed it over beer, but when he doesn't hear it and hear something else, he decides to make the best of it.
The cabinets burst open, and out pops Aikuro, totally shirtless, and totally glittering. ]
APRIL FOOLS, MIKOSHIBA-KUN!!!
The cabinets burst open, and out pops Aikuro, totally shirtless, and totally glittering. ]
APRIL FOOLS, MIKOSHIBA-KUN!!!
[A strangled yelp rips out of Kondo's mouth, and though Mikorin can't see it, when his head hits the back of the fridge, one of the shelves that's folded up in there, a most embarrassing...gross look on his face takes over.
He snorts--]
Mmmm-mmmm...Otae-san, please, not so rough...maybe a little rougher, actually. I didn't realize you were so big and flat flooted...
[His cheeks are tinting pink.
And not the ass ones.
It might be time to flip the fridge over?
Oh, but the shout, that familiar shout, has Kondo shifting around and snorting, clearly about to awaken--]
He snorts--]
Mmmm-mmmm...Otae-san, please, not so rough...maybe a little rougher, actually. I didn't realize you were so big and flat flooted...
[His cheeks are tinting pink.
And not the ass ones.
It might be time to flip the fridge over?
Oh, but the shout, that familiar shout, has Kondo shifting around and snorting, clearly about to awaken--]
While it is true, you keep proving my point.
great!
i'll come by in the afternoon
thanks again!
i'll come by in the afternoon
thanks again!
[ Mikoto didn't even really have a chance to react to that look on Kondo's face, instead whipping around with a screech as Aikuro popped out of the cabinet. There was a yelp of a scream as he backed up and ran right into Kondo; not caring what he was up against for that brief moment. ]
WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING IN THE...
[ He was glittering? Had he always glittered? Mikoto had never really looked at him long enough to tell. ]
WHY THE HELL ARE YOU SPARKLING AND WHO IS THIS FREAK IN THE FRIDGE?!
WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING IN THE...
[ He was glittering? Had he always glittered? Mikoto had never really looked at him long enough to tell. ]
WHY THE HELL ARE YOU SPARKLING AND WHO IS THIS FREAK IN THE FRIDGE?!
[ Instantly, Aikuro starts laughing, putting his hands on his hips. At least he had some pants on, right? But those nip-nops— they were glistening like the sun. ]
Hahaha— got you! We got you—
[ pause ]
I got you really good!
Hahaha— got you! We got you—
[ pause ]
I got you really good!
[Snorting and snuffling, he jerks awake immediately when something Enters the Shadow of his behind; that aura is mostly innocent, he can sense. He takes a moment to let the shouts and laughter wash over him as he remembers just what the fuck is going on--]
Ooooi, did you know your filter is dirty back here? I didn't do anything to it at all. I didn't spill nacho cheese in here at all. But you need to do something about it.
[a pause]
We both got you really good! We got youuuuu!
Ooooi, did you know your filter is dirty back here? I didn't do anything to it at all. I didn't spill nacho cheese in here at all. But you need to do something about it.
[a pause]
We both got you really good! We got youuuuu!
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