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MIKOTO MIKOSHIBA || HOUSE #1480

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[ OH MY GOD. OH MY GOD. WHAT IS HAPPENING?? There's a frantic glance between the two of them, a pained look at the fridge, but more pressing... ]

WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOUR C-CHEST?? WHY IS IT DOING THAT THING?????

[strippingsensei]

Who cares! _{[ who cares indeed. It's one of those phenomenons that shouldn't be explained. ]}

We got you! We pranked you really hard, Mikoshiba=kun. You jumped out of your skin and it was hilarious!
Was it good or was it good? Be honest, here.

[gorillatama]

Right outta your skin! Kyaaaaaaa, you're practically all bones now, we got you so good! It's a good look though, I guess...I mean yeah! What about his chest? It's nostalgic, right?

[still giggling, giggling grossly, please stop, he shifts around again, intending to pop out of the fridge, but he stops. The next time he speaks, his voice comes out strained.]

.....Uhhhh guys.

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N-nostalgic??

[ Asked as he turns to face Kondo, that strained voice particularly distressing after all this. Less than five minutes and everything had exploded. ]

What??

[strippingsensei]

_{[ nost...algic. Aikuro doesn't even know the answer to this one. Usually he can decipher what Kondo is talking about in his way of talking but this one... this one is a mystery. ]}

Oh. He probably got stuck. I knew something like this might happen.
Kondo, you can't stay stuck in the fridge! You might make the meat or something go bad.

_{[ And so, he asserts himself to the fridge, ready to assist. ]}

I might need your help here. He's not the scrawniest guy.

_{[ what a beautiful morning it is isn't it Mikoshiba-kun. ]}

[gorillatama]

Th-that's not true at all! And my muscles are what dreams are made of, I don't have to be scrawny! There's already lots of characters like that. I'll prove it, I'm cool, everything's good!

[There's a telltale sniffle and Kondo is perfectly still for a moment. Then he starts to rock the fridge back and forth, somehow this proves he's fine? That his muscles are sleek and not bulky or anything!!

It's when his chilly sanctuary almost tips over that he stops, sniffling again]

My muscles are sleek...its the suit that's got me messed up. By the way, there's no meat left in here. It's in the freezer part and also you're out of sandwich stuff? Thought I should mention.

[he deff didn't eat it ok]

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[ It was with a heavy sigh that Mikoto made his way to the opposite side of Kondo, shooting a look at Aikuro. Blinded by glowing nipples and irritated by the fact that some gorilla almost overturned the fridge, he couldn't help himself. ]

No one cares about your shitty muscles, just admit it if you're stuck!!

[strippingsensei]

_{[ Aikuro cracks his knuckles and approaches the fridge, but then stops.
...
There really isn't anything he can do the more he takes a look at this. Not without something else. ]}

Mikoshiba-kun, get the dish detergent. We probably need to slick this thing up.
_{[ or call an ambulance.
Thankfully he isn't glowing anymore? That's.... that's good. ]}

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You should care about my sleek muscles, sleek! You said it wrong! You're confused with all this excitement and also hunger, probably! How's your blood pressure?

[more sniffling and wiggling ensues. a bead of sweat drips down his ample crack....they are really in for it]

Are you going to clean me, oi? Don't they usually use butter in the movies? Am I so cheap...? Hmph.

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We're not using butter or detergent, think of the mess!

[ A huff. ]

And I meant shitty muscles, shitty!! MY BLOOD PRESSURE IS JUST FINE!!

[ He'll get you out of the fridge if it kills him. A dirty look toward Aikuro. ]

You grab that side, I'll get this one!

[strippingsensei]

Sounds good enough!
Kondo, you should suck it all in if you can and we're going to pull you out, okay?

_{[ An he does grab a hold of his friend's waist from one side, nodding at Mikorin to alo do the same. ]}

On number three, okay!

[gorillatama]

Cheap! CHEAP! You don't care about my supple muscles getting fridge burn...

[he's still sniffling, but he heeds these instructions]

I'll have you know this is still all muscle, I can't just suck it in-- I'll suck the fur in though...

Wait, on your three or mine?

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Our three, our three! You just keep sucking in your fur or whatever it is you have, we're the ones doing all the work here!!

[ What did he ever do to deserve this nightmare?? ]

[strippingsensei]

That's right, Kondo! Our three! Are you ready, boys?
_{[ Aikuro tightens his grip on Kondo and counts. ]}
One... two... three!

_{[ HEAAAAAAVES. ]}

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ASSHAIR! I MEAN HAIR, ITS HAIR!

[that's all he has time for because then there's this uncomfortable pulling and is this how a buttcrack feels when it-

nevermind

he does indeed suck it in and wiggles, straining and also trying not to strain too much]

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[ And a pull from this side too, he hopes he rips some of those hairs out, Kondo. That's what you get for stowing yourself in his fridge! There was a look down at the gorilla and then at Aikuro. ]

...what were you guys trying to accomplish, anyway? How is this even a prank?

[ Other than the nearly naked part. ]

[strippingsensei]

Nnghh--
_{[ PULLING. TUGGING. ]}

Ah. Well. We were going to jump out and surprise you! In unison, I mean. You know-- if he hadn't gotten stuck.

Kondo! I told you the fridge was a bad idea!

[gorillatama]

[LOL JOKE'S ON YOU, MIKORIN, YOU'RE GONNA BE THE ONE WITH ASSHAIR STUCK IN YOUR FRIDGE, WITH ROOT ATTACHED so unless you wanna clone him.......side eyes]

[just sucking it in and wiggling and shoving big shoulders into the side of the fridge. Together the three of them rock the entire goddamn thing, the noise should probably be enough to bother the neighbors]

NO YOU DIDN'T! You laughed and said okay, that's a good idea, don't eat my activia! You said it! It's on record! And anyway, it would've been cooler if you hadn't messed up our time. What were you doing, anyway?!

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That's the kind of lame stuff you would do at a surprise party, you seriously couldn't come up with something better between the two of you?

[ He's very concerned about this older generation. ]

[strippingsensei]

If we came up with something better, I can almost promise you that you'd end up being even more furious with us.

[gorillatama]

It's not lame, no one shouted surprise and there were no clowns because we know how you feel about them!

[he is Deeply Offended by this!! after he went through the trouble of being so considerate and everything!! He's pouting in there, rest assured]

[but the pouting turns into crowing when--]

HEY, HEY I CAN FEEL MYSELF MOVING! INCH BY INCH, IT'S WORKING! That's what she said...BUT ANYWAY, KEEP GOING!

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[ Clowns. And then a pause, Mikoto just suddenly stopping in his efforts to pull Kondo out of the fridge. ]

Seriously, where did you get the idea that I was weird about clowns?

[strippingsensei]

—I think maybe he is referring to a surprise party? Like a birthday party.
_{[ It's like Kondo has to have an interpreter or something..
Then he mutters to Mikoto: ]}

Honestly, I don't know.
But he's moving! So we just have to, uh, keep pulling here.

[gorillatama]

Well honestly, from all the weird snacks you have in here and all the dolls...pretty sure you've got a clown thing. It could be dormant--

[another shout of victory]

Anyway the important thing is yeah, keep pulling! But don't break anything or you're buying it!

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[ He didn't even have a chance to respond to Aikuro, nor did he particularly need to because Kondo had just committed the ultimate offense. ]

Dolls?!